As a Space Communist, I am pleased to see the Republicans got trounced. I am thrilled to have Hakeem Jeffries leading us into the final frontier of universal basic income and free healthcare for all of our undocumented neighbors. We will build a world without borders, without war, without data centers, without billionaires, without Capitalism, without need, and without toil, since AI will do all the work for us.

But remain vigilant Comrades! We must keep in mind that the GOP’s defeat was completely preventable. That party insisted on running terrible candidates. Vivek for example has shown in attitude and policies that he is at odds with Ohio’s rural, Christian, and Ameria-first Right. The “MAGA” base was promised no new wars and lower gas. That clearly is no longer a priority in DC. As an armchair political commentator, I tell you the GOP knew the Republican base was unhappy with it’s policies and actions. But the GOP did not try to please the base, instead presuming upon the Right’s undying loyalty because the other party was 99% Evil.

That is why the Republicans cannot be allowed to realize that the right and duty to vote extends to not voting. Not voting for a specific candidate, or at all in a specific election, is not necessarily an apathetic copout. It can be done as a passionate and informed voter. The right to not vote is the internal constructive pressure that keeps parties viable. Continuing to vote for weak candidates will keep the GOP weak. If the Right can be kept from realizing it has a voice in the party, and instead idelogically fall in line to cast braindead votes for corpselike turtles and “why are you celebrating christmas you should be doing multiplication tables” Vivek, then we will achieve Space Communism by 2040.